I have self diagnosed, and I have concluded, (No second opinion sought as of yet…), that I have, “The New ADD” – Attenuation Deficit Disorder. Just like the iPhone4!
For those of you trying to keep up;
It is clear to me that I test positive for this malady, based on the following criteria;
Per Wikipedia
Attenuation is the gradual loss in intensity of any kind of flux through a medium.
For instance, sunlight is attenuated by dark glasses, X-rays are attenuated by lead, and light and sound are attenuated while passing through seawater. In electrical engineering and telecommunications, attenuation affects the propagation of waves and signals in electrical circuits, in optical fibers, as well as in air (radio waves).
ADD is a problem with inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination.
You see, I often feel that intelligent information on a variety of subjects – from Gulf Oil Spills to issues with my #SmartPhone – are being #Attenuated – weakened and diminished by the time I receive. This filtering and “watering down” of salient facts, causes me to have increasing amounts of inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination.
Do you find yourself with the same symptoms – continually feeling that you aren’t being told everything – and if so – doesn’t this cause agitation and angst?
If we are to apply the lessons of #SteveJobs, ALL cell phones suffer from Attenuation – So I have concluded that all people do to! Which begs the question, Is someone or something – holding me incorrectly – or worse – putting their finger where it’s not supposed to be? Should I wear a full body rubber #Bumper?
Sigh, this is very challenging and is driving me to do nothing.. everything seems garbled and I feel that I can’t concentrate on.. well I can’t concentrate on… well I can’t concentra… Please move your @#$% Finger!










