Forget the cover of PEOPLE! Dedicated Twitter Servers are the new BLACK!


 

Ok.    If you weren’t already convinced that Twitter will rule the world, this just puts them in a lock as Emperor of the Known Universe!  

According to a Twitter employee – and validated by Gizmodo – Justin Bieber has  ”racks of servers dedicated to him” at Twitter.  

So, now – we have yet another measure of  pseudo importance and faux self-worth  – How many Twitter Servers do you have dedicated to you?   

Truly, the end of times.   JUSTIN BIEBER?  Twitter is the king maker of our millenium.   

http://gizmodo.com/5632095/justin-bieber-has-dedicated-servers-at-twitter

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iPhone4 and Me: Attenuation Deficit Disorder (via Deja Obstructed Vu)


I realize that Attenuation Deficit Disorder – by definition means, Not having Attenuation… but it was such a fun connection.. I could resist.. I mean couldn’t resist. ; )

iPhone4 and Me: Attenuation Deficit Disorder   I have self diagnosed, and I have concluded,  (No second opinion sought as of yet…),  that I have,  ”The New ADD” – Attenuation Deficit Disorder.  Just like the iPhone4!   For those of you trying to keep up; It is clear to me that I test positive for this malady, based on the following criteria; Per Wikipedia Attenuation is the gradual loss in intensity of any kind of flux through a medium. For instance, sunlight is attenuated by dark glasses … Read More

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#MadMen fit the 60′s #SadMen fit 2010?


Yes, the suave and debonaire Don Draper – man of mystery and advertising genius in the hit show MadMen, reflects the times – and vice versa.   The series started off with brilliant upbeat snapshots of the crazy early 1960′s when the world was full of hope and aspiration.  But now,  although still worth a huge nostalgic smile, the brash exuberance is dimming ever so slightly – after all, the man – Don Draper- who had women swooning and throwing themselves at him is now reduced to paying a hooker – on Thanksgiving – no less, for her company.   (Just few metaphors there, eh?)

So if MadMen,  offers an albeit slightly skewed view of the 1960′s, what would the affluent captains of free society  in 2010 reflect upon?  I submit that we could call a series based in the early 2000′s, SadMen. 

  

 Not to again pick on the beleaguered former leader of BP,  but just look at this snapshot – does he look happy?  Does he look like the leader of one of the most successful and profitable companies in the world?  Or how about Aikido Toyoda, President of Toyota – does look like he is at his own birthday party?  

These famous leaders, sports gods, and politico’s, and many others, are facing extremely challenging times and circumstances – and it looks as if the early 2000′s will be best described as a “character building time” for many.   As the famous Seinfeld show reminded us, “… not that there’s anything wrong with that….” .  

After all, does history not show us that challenging times create incredible opportunities for individuals and societies?   Look at the United States after the great depression, or Omorosa after The Apprentice.  (Perhaps the latter was bad example… )

And now, joining the ranks of SadMen, Former CEO of HP, Mark Hurd.   Ouch.  Ouch as a husband, father,  strong CEO – and most personal to me – OUCH as an HP Shareholder.

If there’s a point here, it’s this – If we as a society are today in a more somber place then the highly leveraged and “plasticky” late 90′s and early 2000′s – then that’s a Good Thing! I am a believer in timing – based on the last decade, it seems that all may need a somber time to reflect – on our society, our world, and our selves.  

Soon, our SadMen saga will change to a GladMen saga – if we just give ourselves time to reflect on how we got to be ”Sad” in the first place.

 

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iPhone4 and Me: Attenuation Deficit Disorder


 

I have self diagnosed, and I have concluded,  (No second opinion sought as of yet…),  that I have,  “The New ADD” – Attenuation Deficit Disorder.  Just like the iPhone4!

  For those of you trying to keep up;

It is clear to me that I test positive for this malady, based on the following criteria;

Per Wikipedia

Attenuation is the gradual loss in intensity of any kind of flux through a medium.

For instance, sunlight is attenuated by dark glasses, X-rays are attenuated by lead, and light and sound are attenuated while passing through seawater. In electrical engineering and telecommunications, attenuation affects the propagation of waves and signals in electrical circuits, in optical fibers, as well as in air (radio waves).

ADD is a problem with inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination.

You see, I often feel that intelligent information on a variety of subjects – from Gulf Oil Spills to issues with my #SmartPhone – are being #Attenuated – weakened and diminished by the time I receive.  This filtering and “watering down” of salient facts, causes me to have increasing amounts of inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination. 

Do you find yourself with the same symptoms – continually feeling that you aren’t being told everything – and if so – doesn’t this cause agitation and angst?

If we are to apply the lessons of #SteveJobs, ALL cell phones suffer from Attenuation – So I have concluded that all people do to!   Which begs the question, Is someone or something – holding me incorrectly – or worse – putting their finger where it’s not supposed to be?   Should I wear a full body rubber #Bumper?  

Sigh, this is very challenging and is driving me to do nothing.. everything seems garbled and I feel that I can’t concentrate on.. well I can’t concentrate on… well I can’t concentra…  Please move your @#$% Finger!

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Social Media isn’t AutoPilot for Customer Relationships


Social Media Narcissism

One of my favorite quotes from Jack Welch, former CEO of GE,  is “Hierarchy is an organisation with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer”.    It echoes my description of arrogant “old school” companies that - Have no windows – just mirrors

But  – old school, living in 1972 – “establishment” companies do not have a monopoly on arrogance – there are some “New Age” Social Media companies that are their equal when it comes to poor customer relationships,  as they gaze longingly in their own mirrors (disguised as windows – drapes included).

Take a personal experience of mine with a well-known top-tier Social Media company as an example.  Let’s call this company, Mega-Social Community Tools, Inc., ( abbreviated MC for this blog.)

MC is highly acclaimed for their software and their relatively high-ranking by technology analysts.   Their feature list is strong and they continue to enhance their offerings.  But that’s the last praise I’ll allow.   

MC is an avid user of  Web 2.0 -  Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, etc… mostly to acclaim their genius and high levels of customer satisfaction - but almost never is there personal contact from an account manager, or even a  phone call from an account manager, to a business stakeholder/customer,   to my knowledge.    All interaction with the customer by MC is totally focused on their website and a series of mostly technical FAQ and technical blogs.   Let me give you examples of how this Social Media company has failed in its attempt to use Social Media as their defacto Account Management;

  • A recent roadshow for  Mega-Social Community Tools, Inc, was highly publicised by Twitter, Facebook, and their web site - but no personal contact was made by anyone at MC to tell or help remind a customer that there was an upcoming event and pertinent information would be shared  – in person.   (When I registered for the local event that I found by accident – I wrote a terse comment to the organizer – and received absolutely no response.)
  • Software releases and upgrades  have taken place without warning or contact with either IT stakeholders or business stakeholders.  When asked how we were supposed to know that a major upgrade to our software had taken place, the response was, “… we always post upgrade information on our website.”    Darn!  Too bad I dont’ have all day to check my vendors web site!  Shame on me!  (By the way – the surprise software upgrade disabled several custom features we had added to the software module.)
  • We asked MC to do some custom work for us and when the work was complete on their end – but not implemented on my companies side, we started to hear a bizarre attitude from MC’s technical staff implying that we (the customer) were really “holding them up” and the tone was unmistakably - “We want to fire you as customer”.  (No payments were withheld and as far as I know – nothing in the custom contract should have been a concern for MC. - we had just plain inconvenienced them! )
  • During two of the three  in person meetings in 1 1/2 years,  with Senior Sales titles from Mega-Social Community Tools, Inc, none of them knew how many instances of their tool we had licensed, what we were using it for, or what our  business goals looked like.   (Perhaps MC should consider that new fangled software trend called CRM?)
  • Senior staff at MC, (At least people with VP initials in their titles) are aware of our concerns – and have never picked up the phone or sent a personal eMail to ask how they could help or improve.    These same executives at MC never fail to have time to Tweet and give themselves the “thumbs up” multiple times a day…   “…. we have such GREAT customers! “  ….” … We’ve just added new features and changed the course of humanity as WE know it!”…. etc…

Don’t misinterpret my comments – Social Media empowering, building, and enhancing Social communities is a truly invaluable tool for better customer relationships resulting  in high customer satisfaction and sales – but it isn’t the ONLY thing.   Account Management  – The human voice and personal  visit cannot be replaced with a Tweet or smiley emoticon.

So, am I dealing with a “Hierarchy based company…  with it’s ass toward the customer?”  Yes – I believe so… and if this company would only look into one their many mirrors – they would not see their own face – but truly the opposite end – the view that this frustrated customer has observed for over a year.

I challenge myself and you to to put our faces and our ears – to our customers, and not our backsides.

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Cultural Gushers at BP and Toyota – Another Disaster


As if the auto safety issues and the Gulf Ecological disaster weren’t enough for the leaders of  Toyota and BP , they have exposed yet another issue – Culture Leaks.  

President Akio Toyoda,  BP CEO, Tony Hayward,  and BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanbergall have become iconic examples of how “Un-Flat” the world is – at least in the context of language and in the old poignant saying, “Know your Audience.”   The lack of cultural sensitivity ( An issue that the U.S. is constantly criticised for…),  is appalling from the leaders of these two global companies.

 The World is Flat, by Thomas L. Friedman,  (http://www.thomaslfriedman.com/bookshelf/the-world-is-flat),  brilliantly describes the complex foreign policy and economic globalization  activities and issues that have transformed our world in the last century.   One of the highlights of Mr. Friedman’s past work, and his equally  insightful book,  Hot, Flat, and Crowded,  focus on the new economic  ”level playing field” that we all find ourselves on.   But, I am fascinated how mega – multi – national  companies like BP and Toyota can so thoroughly understand the flatness of commerce , and still – after decades of experience and exposure  to the N. American Culture, the leaders of these two great companies can so completely misunderstand – repeatedly – how to address us and our culture.

It seems to me that Toyota’s issue was one of arrogance, not so much the use of an out of context english phrase - and the deep-seated asian tradition of “not losing face”  – became more important than the common wisdom of today – “… admit you screwed, up – ask for forgiveness – enroll in a rehab program…”   Toyota’s strong market share and growth – spurred by their deserved reputation for quality and safety became their personal corporate heritage – regardless of the facts.   Toyota embraced what was true – that they where among the best automotive manufacturers in the world – with the truth – that they had issues.   They refused to recognize that getting ahead of a problem is always better than staying behind one.

BP however is a blend of arrogance – and cultural clumsiness.    Tony Hayward’s comments about looking forward to “getting his life back”, while 11 of his former employee’s literally lost theirs – was a horrendous gaffe.   Mr. Hayward’s declaration regarding underwater oil plumes – “…there aren’t any plumes.” was just plain stupid.   And the poor sod, Svanberg, BP’s Chairman, saying that “..BP cared about the small people, ” was sad – unbelievable, and knee slapping – side splitting funny,  like loud flatulence during a vesper service.   While I am certain Mr. Svanberg was well-intentioned, it hard to conceive of a more ill timed misstatement on such an important and sensitive issue.

So there you have it.   These two powerhouse multi-national global firms,  lead by certified “Captains of Industry”,  completely and totally understood how the economics and opportunities are indeed ”flat” in todays economy - but failed to understand that there remain many cultural  barriers  seen and unseen.   Religion, values, language, and even recognition of and about business success,  differs greatly depending on where you were born and where you reside.

These are more than examples of cultural faux pas’ – they are reminders of a world that is perhaps flat for commerce – but we are all still highly steeped in our individual culture, customs, and roots.   Cultural leak or a cultural gusher?  We have much to learn about each other!

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Japanese Nuclear Power, BP, Captain Nemo, and Icarus


 

(This previous post was focused on the BP Oil debacle – but it strikes me as being very germane to Japan’s Crisis.)

Ok, since Japan’s Nuclear Experts BP have tried everything else – can’t we now send an S.O.S. to Captain Nemo and the Nautilus?  Surely, the mighty submarine that circumnavigates the globe 2.5 times per voyage, has technology to stop this leak!  (Either Radiation or Oil)

Not to make light of this sad and serious disaster, but I can’t help but wonder what else canJapan BP try?  Drilling Mud, cement, golf balls and pieces of rubber, Tophats, hoses into pipes, pipe cutting, and who knows what else they’ve tried – have all fallen short.  Radiation Oil continues to spew into the Ocean and the atmosphere Gulf at an alarming rate, no matter who’s estimates are correct.

Is this yet another example of humanities “Icarus Syndrome”?  (He was warned not to fly too close to the sun, nor too close to the sea.  But,  overcome by the giddiness that flying lent him, Icarus soared through the sky curiously, but in the process he came too close to the sun, which melted the wax. Icarus kept flapping his wings but soon realized that he had no feathers left and that he was only flapping his bare arms, and fell into the sea. – Wikipedia)  

Has our confidence – over confidence  – in technology brought us to a state of giddiness in our own capabilities?   Perhaps deep water oil exploration and this recent  failure to manage unseen but inevitable consequences is a warning from the technology gods – Don’t fly to close too the Sun – cuz we’re going to get burned!     Based on these events in the Gulf of Mexico, what other horrors await us?   Let me just list a few cutting edge technologies and allow you to gasp, at your leisure;

  • Reviving extinct DNA (Hellooo, Raptor!)
  • Cloning (Just how many copies of bad humans do we need?)
  • Nano Technology (I am already afraid of ticks and other small crawly things…)
  • Invisibility Cloak  (Could we just make one to put over congress? We would need an audibility cloak too, in this case.)
  • Hadron Collider  (Could we possibly suck the oil into another dimension?)

My advice and stance on these exciting and scary technology experiments?  Well…    Prior to;

  • Creating a dinosaur with  an appetite bigger then Oil Company Profits
  • Cloning Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  • Developing nano robots that are 1,000x smaller than a cockroach and even harder to kill
  • Making our problems invisible – rather than solving them
  • Creating a giant worm hole where Earth USED to be…
  • Wasn’t Godzilla created with RADIATION?????

Let’s just take a step back -  and first develop methods to reverse these unintended consequences.

Now, has anyone seen my wax wings?  And has anyone heard from Nemo?

I hope Nemo picks me up from the Sea!

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